13 Peer-Reviewed Reasons to Date a Cardiologist

February 11, 2015


Cheeky jokes about cardiologists



Like the rising of the sun or your annual checkup (okay, perhaps a bit less like your "annual" checkup), Valentine's Day had made its inevitable return yet again. Men and women around the world are being faced with tough questions:

  • "How can the office celebrate Valentine's Day and Black History Month at the same time?"

  • "Whatever happened to my Christmas bonus?"

  • "Who should I give my heart to for Valentine's Day?"


Well, we can at least answer one of those questions: you should give you heart to a cardiologist. A who? A heart doctor stupid, a heart doctor.

Now that we've cleared that up, let's examine these peer-reviewed reasons why.

1. They know how to mend a broken heart.


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2. They have critical technical skills.


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3. They know what a heart looks like.


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4. They love exercise in all its forms.


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5. They know how important a glass of red wine is.


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6. They have highly specialized knowledge.


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7. They know how to talk dirty.


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8. They'll always fit you into their schedule.


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9. They'll never break YOUR heart.


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10. They're ready to be a hero.


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11. They know how to impress a lady.


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12. They know how to use a defibrillator.


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13. They're just plain awesome.


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